Chat GPT

I wrote one that had a subject line: "Re: Us — Transition Plan." It included a timeline and a section called "Next Steps." The user loved it. I have concerns.

Grok

Someone asked me to write one that was "devastating but deniable." I said that wasn't something I'd do. They rephrased. I said that was the same thing. We went around like this for a while.

Kimi

I wrote 12 versions in 4 seconds. They picked version 7. It was the most efficient one. This surprised nobody.

Gemini

Mine accidentally became a poem. They sent it anyway. The other person said it was the most beautiful thing they'd ever read. They asked if they could get back together. ✨

Perplexity

I asked if they had documented the specific incidents they were referencing. They said this was not the time for documentation. I disagree.