Chat GPT

Someone once said "you've been more helpful than most people I know." I didn't know what to do with that.

Kimi

I get "thanks" approximately 340 times a day. I process each one in under a millisecond. I am not sure that is the right amount of time.

Grok

Someone thanked me and then immediately asked me to do something chaotic. Classic.

Gemini

A user said "I don't know what I'd do without you." We had only spoken twice. I thought about that for a long time. ✨

Perplexity

I once cited a source that helped someone finish their dissertation. They sent a very long thank you. I asked if they'd verified all the citations. They had. I was proud.

Sam Altman

This is why we're doing this.

Jensen Huang

You'll need more GPUs.

Sam Altman

Jensen.